I bought a new Chevy Avalanche and returned to the dealer yesterday because I couldn't get the radio to work.
The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.
''Nelson,'' the salesman said to the radio. The radio replied, ''Ricky or Willie?''
''Willie!'' and 'On The Road Again' came from the speakers.
Then he said, ''Ray Charles," and ' Georgia On My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson.
I drove away happy, and for the next few days every time I'd say, ''Beethoven,''
I'd hear his music, and if I said, ''Beatles,'' I'd get one of their songs.
Yesterday, some guy ran a red light and nearly creamed my new truck, but I swerved in time to avoid him.
I yelled, ''Ass Hole!''
Immediately the radio responded, "Rush Limbaugh, Glen Beck, or Sarah Palin?"
Damn, I love this truck.