Tuesday, February 28, 2006

Cant see me now

I think I'm safe here, nobody is going to find this site.
Actually I dont think I have anything profound or even intelligent to say, but I kind of like the minor thrill of putting my blather out in public. Technically in public anyway. Sort of a fate-baiting operation; like exposing myself to a window that faces a dense forest where I'm very unlikely to be seen.

Philosophy:

There's birth, there's death, in between there is self deception.
Poetry:

I must go down to the garage again.
Where the lonely Volvo beds.
And all I ask is a good stout wrench,
Faith,
Courage,
And leverage.

Monday, February 27, 2006

Can't see me now

O.K. It looks as if I'm safe here. No one is going to find this silly site. I think I will indulge in some fate-baiting by exposing myself to the window that faces a dense forest. I'm even going to leave that stupid metaphor.
Poetry:
I must go down to the garage again
Where the lonely Volvo beds
And all I ask is a good stout wrench
Faith,
Courage,
And leverage.
This one isn't too embarrassing, we'll see if I get caught. Then maybe..........maybe I'll tell THE STORY!

Monday, February 06, 2006

Naughty words

To all the millions of my blog friends who are ignoring this site, I hope, I want to remind you that I will not tolerate naughty words here. I realize that these words often contain more subtlety than nicer methods of expression.
I realize, for instance that a ********** is a disgustingly sycophantic person.
I realize also that ************ means "truely and profoundly emotionally significant".
And an ******* is a lover of schadenfreude.
Makes no differance.
I prefer circumlocution and euphemism.
I thank you for your consideration in this matter.
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