Chutzpa redux

You beady-eyed lawyer types may have noticed the subtle message in my last post.

The Symphony sent me a threatining letter barring me from any entrance into the building.

A few days later the Symphony sent me a letter offering to sell me goods and services in the building.

The Symphony has solicited cash for goods and services that thay have no intention of delivering.

And they did it using the United States Post Office.

I wonder if the geniuses at Davis Wright Tremaine can think of a legal description for that sort of activity?