Spring up the Wazoo

Stolen from Jeremy Denk;
"bank of TVs turned to news programs filled with prefabricated crap, political “discussion” that consists of idiots refuting idiots … all of these moments, in their monotony and convenience, are inelegant."

Opinions like that make me feel warm all over.

As long as we've lowered ourselves to the political, how 'bout that Obama guy?
How does he expect us to accept him as a leader if he's going to make speeches that might be considered controversial?
Does he really imagine that we want to think of ourselves as racist?

US?

After Lincoln killed half a million Irish and sent Sherman to punish the south for slavery, thereby blaming the whole thing on "The Negro" and co-incidentally creating the KKK and Jim Crow.

Thanks, Abe, for getting us out of the frying pan. Where's that forty acres and the mule?

I mean, really!

I think Tracy Morgans theory, as expressed on SNL last Saturday, is to the point;

WE ARE A RACIST COUNTRY, THE END!!

So anyway, screw politics, it's spring time again.
Resurrection, time to forget the fears, neuroses, prejudices, trespasses, failures, misspellings, et cetera of the past and renew ourselves with NEW fears, mispellings and exceteras.

Forgive the trespasses of the past and move on to new little fires about this high.

I can feel the little shoots of forgiveness sprouting from my limbs and branches as we speak.
Little green leaves of hope begin to unfurl.

A time of speculation on the commodities of human social intercourse.

O it's going to be a great year.

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