Today, Tomorrow, and last June.

Got two more scores in the mail.
As Woody Allen once sorta said,

"I'm not afraid of rejection,
I just don't want to be there when it happens"

Just finished watching "Make 'em Laugh" on KCTS
and have come to the realization that Bugs Bunny must have been Jewish.

And therefore beings as how I'm not as sure footed a fool as he,
I must not be.

Even though my Grandma's name was Rosen.

Actually I am more my father's child which I believe is Caledonian.

Scots and Jews, eh?

Took the family out to dinner once,
in the end the waiter paid the bill.

Zing!

........

Waiting for the results to come in,
Are you an audience or an oil painting?

Pow!

I just flew in from the bathroom,
I have toilet paper stuck to my shoe

Anything for a laugh...

How about funny faces?
Look at this, just like Harpo.

Or this, get it?
What do you mean, boo?

Awright, awright, my five minuets are up, I'm leavin'
I told my agent I didn't want to play this hick town anyway.

You rubes probably don't know what a minuet is, anyway.



Yeah, neither do I.