Tuesday, December 02, 2008

Deborah is a friend and a member of our book group

Way to go Deborah!!!

DeeDee does D.C.



Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hallo, Lane!
I clicked on "appropriate judicial procedures" and got nothing. Why?
You also didn't put anything about what Deborah does/is to warrant mentioning her on your blogsite.
Please "fill in the blanks" in a future blog of yours.

1:42 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hallo, nochmals, Lane!
The "Deborah" entry is the ONLY thing on your blogsite at this moment. Where are all your entries since I was last able to get to your blogsite (last Wed., 26 November)???
Regards from the LL (and me) to all @ 6059 Redwing.

1:46 AM  
Blogger butch said...

Very gutsy of Dee Dee to include the "truth" within her artwork. Too bad the first lady had to be so snoppy.

Anonomann, the "appropriate judicial procedures" is not really a link, it is a highlight. The 23 articles about Deborah and her Christmas ornament do speak for themselves as to what she "did"; besides being a friend and member of the Book Club. There are several other, or there should be, entries for December, unless your link got corrupted. All of your sterling comments for November are in the archives for November 2008.
I know it is presumptious of me to respond to your questions of Lane, and he will jump in and straighten me out as well, I'm sure.

Fooling around on FFTR, I got into the "customize" modality, and figured out how to put Jannie's link on. I even added Tonto to the Home page. I don't think I want Google Ads on there too, even if one can make some revenue from them.


5:48 AM  
Blogger butch said...

Actually Ms. Laura was snoopy, but she might have been snoppy too. I would not put it past her.


5:49 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dude, another terrific year of blogging done on FFTL! I want to be the first to congratulate Sir Savant, and to look forward to all the events, quips, screw-ups, and ribald humor coming up in 2009.

........Eddy Emerald

5:51 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No pitcher dis time? You make me sad when youse dont clude a pitcher wid every post. By da way, punk, I seen your Bristol over in Ballard da uder day. It's colored red and people still dont know what da hell it is.


5:53 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Have ever been assigned a book at your club about me, or including my poetry? I would like to think your group had the good taste to make it so.


5:55 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No, Emmie, they didn't! But he did read a book about me!

.........Edgar A. Poo

WV is "folliti"

5:56 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I often wondered why you wear long pants when you are astride Fidelio. I just thought it was because you had skinny bird legs.

.........J.Z. Knight

WV is "dricat"

5:59 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I remember a time in 1961 when you and Glenn came down to my fish bar in Lucille and bought (6) orders of french fries and fed them all to the sea gulls. You guys were tight in those bygone days.

..........Ivar Hagland

WV is "ilboana"

6:01 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

rhiplIs it true that Glenn is going to check out the Rez on his summer road trip next summer? I will save him a bottle of animal beer, and personally give him and his wife a tour of the facilities; especially the basketball court.

.........Lester Fallsapart

6:04 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't move you motherstickers, this is a f**k up!

.....Alphonse Capone

6:06 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When Butch arrives there on the Spokane Reservation, have him drop by for some tea. My door is always open. Sherman would like to know you included me.

...........Big Mama

WV is "motoric"

6:08 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Again with the Indians! Ain't it enough that Glenn has turned FFTR into Indian Central? Personally I say send 'em back to Asia.

.....George Custer

WV is "fleprus"

6:10 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Remember the Windtalkers, Custer? They saved a lot of GI bacon during WWII, enit? And there was Ira Hayes helping to plant the flag on Iwo Jima too, sport. And who the hell can forget Jim Thorpe, or for that matter the Poet Laurete of the Northwest, Sherman Alexie?

........Thomas Buildsafire

6:13 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I want to commend the commentors for not segueing into any conversation about faggots. I get so tired of the gay intervention.

........Chuck Norriss

WV is "ackslub"

6:15 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Chuckkie, we've all seen you in your pink warm up suit when you think no one is looking. Don't try and be such a tuff guy. Let your inner woman flower.

......Elton's John

6:17 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And for that matter Mr. Norris, let us not forget the gay Native Americans as well. We have a place in society just like all the other queens.


WV is "hortic"

6:18 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Please, please, can't we all just get along? I love asking that, even though no one gives a rip.

.......Rodnee King

6:20 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I always loved Indians. Sacheen Littlefeather was a hottie, and who better to send on national TV to accept my oscar for Godfather?
Have you read the Sherman Alexie poem about the Marlon Brando Memorial Swimming Pool?

.........Marlon B.

6:22 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We even got queers in my crew. Poisonally, I don't truck wid fags, but I figger liv and let liv. Dey dont jump yer bones if you let 'em know youse is a straight arrow and dont go for dat kinky shit.


6:25 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It is good to see my pal, Bud Brando jumping on, and to read a blog that is equal opportunity for all. You have comments on a regular basis by gangsters, gangstas, homosexuals, poets, wannabe poets, ersatz poets, lesbians, plumbers, mechanics, composers, generals, and rock and roll stars. Who could ask for anything more?

........Wally Cockz

6:29 AM  
Blogger butch said...

Well, I came back for another peek at the site, And lo and behold, the Anono gang has struck again. And this time on one or your shortest "untitled" posts. Go figure.


6:31 AM  
Blogger butch said...

Wasn't DEE DEE DOES D.C. a 60's porn film. Seems like I sat in a porn palace, maybe in the 70's somewhere and marveled at the prowess of Ms. Dee Dee.

I know I have asked you before, but where do we find a thingamajig that keeps count of clickers, lurkers, and drop ins for FFTR? So far it has not made itself apparent. Native American homosexuals for the most part are not as discriminated against as Chinese ones, enit?


7:53 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I noticed that here on this site, and out there on FFTR, there is an inordinate amount of "Anonymous" activity. That certainly keeps the lurkers in the shadows. Odd, though, that many of your commentors are dead. I have heard of phone calls from the dead, but blogging after deceasement is a whole new dominion. Yet, it is admirable that you are receptive to the after life, to the spiritual nature of the universe, to your muses and your principles (which are heretofore unmentioned and unchallenged). The next time you are down in Yelm, stop by. I would love to chat with anyone with a mind and a wicked wit such as yourself.

.........J.Z. K.
*Ramtha's Mom

7:58 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Once word got around that Lane Savant talked to the dead, you would be surprised at how we lined up like for a free lunch, for another opportunity to shoot our mouths off, to state our diverse opinions on this and that.


8:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did you know I started the hotel chain Ramada Inn?

....George Gobel

8:01 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You would be amazed at the dead celebrities that check out this site. Lane Savant rules! And the fact that so much humor is tossed about here like the ingredients in a fruit salad is healthy beyond measure. Laughter is the best medicine. It is good for what ails you, world.

.........Jackie Gleesome

8:05 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey dude, does Dee Dee ever do Des Moines?

.........Edgar Poo

8:06 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You know, it is a fact that gay warriors are the toughest defenders of the realm. You have them in the marines too, but it is don't ask, don't tell, don't you know? There is no tougher customer that a bitch with anger focused.

.......Fred Farkle, Rump Ranger, Sgt. Majorette

8:11 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What I miss in this line up of top notch commentors is the whackiness of Jannie, the ascerbic wit of Alex, the warmth of Robin, and the give and take of Emily and Poo at each other's throat. Perhaps they, too, will drop in, weigh in, drop anchor, and spill the beans.

..........Sybill Savant

8:14 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

For God's Sake, Sybill--Emily and I have already made comments in this line up. What are you, an incompletist?

..........E.A. Poo

8:15 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Isn't that special?

......the Church Lady

8:16 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Laura really saved my reputation when she snagged Deborah's raw comment on the ornament. I have no idea why she thinks I need to be impeached.

..............G.W. Bushed Jr.

8:19 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It does irk me that some folks are calling the United States of America, the "Obamanation". Give peace a chance.

...........John Lenin

8:21 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Some dark night, while you are deep into REM sleep, I will share with you my "lost song", and then you can bring it to light, and take credit for it. That's cool.

..........Robert Johnson

8:26 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now that Sean Penn is bringing out MILK, with Gus Van Sant directing, will this help Proposition 8 finally get onto the books? Gay folks need to marry and have committents and own property just like the rest of you.

.......tiny tim

8:28 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Christmas is coming! And so is Xmas, so we all need to remember that Jesus is the reason for the season, don't you know?

........Jimmy Karter

8:31 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It is a damned lie that I was one of Rock Hudson's bitches. I preferred to hang out with Sal Mineo.

............Tabb Hunterr

8:33 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think there must be some kind of Commission or Decency League that can monitor and keep track of the filth and scatalogical humor rampant on this site, and censure it immediately.

...........Jimmy Swaggartt

8:36 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow, we finally have a day when we are keeping up with the plethora of commentors that swing into action on Jannie's site. Man, she gets 50 responses before you can blink an eye. Did you know she is Canadian?

..........Eddy Emerald

8:38 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nobody fully appreciates the hard work, the sweat and blood supplied by Doug, the stress to try and come up with world class earth-shaking funnier-than-hell posts several times a week. My Douglas is not an extrovert like many of you who drop by. He has to pucker up his ego, and kick his own butt to produce the gems he does.


8:41 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I knew Lane Savant even before Butch did, when he was called Doug Mercer. I am proud to see what life had made of him, and what he has made of his life.

..........Al Kistenmacher

WV is "experio"

8:43 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No Savvy, Kemo Sabby.


8:44 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did you know the Lone Ranger was a fag? Why else does he need that mask?

........Lenny Bruce

8:44 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"I want that Indian for illicit purposes."

..........the lonely ranger

8:46 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You just keep pumping, Doug. It is good to see old men keeping themselves in shape, and going green at the same time. Try bike shorts next summer. It adds speed.

..........Lance A.

8:48 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I read somewhere that Doug Palmer has penned an autobiography and entitled it MEIN KOPF. Is there any truth to that rumor?

.........H. Kissinger

8:50 AM  
Blogger butch said...

Neverending stream of several consciousnesses, or so it seems. What a day, and a fine morning for this outpouring of love and bile. What is missing is some mention of the SSO or Gerry S, enit?


***or some mention of bra flinging.

8:52 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am proud to drop in and post Comment #50. I agree that few folks truly understand the loneliness of a long distance blogger. Doug has maintained this site for years now, and if one prowls the archives, you find some themes, and fresh assaults of humor throughout. Like the big "E" for excellence on Janet Leigh's site, there should be some kind of letter assigned to this site. Any ideas out there?

.........Kurt Vonnegutt

8:56 AM  
Blogger butch said...

extrotYou know it is possible to put these word verifications into a semblence of poetic meaningless.

Seyerif Scenes

The day dawned hortic
as mutts stirred from their slumber,
letting we too leap into action,
fresh from our muddled motoric dreams,
cruising for folliti,
so very ready to
cruise for dricats,
though always dripping with alacrity, hoping not to feel
too fleprus
as we access our deepest experio
in our hectic search
for the maiden Ilboana
in the turgid suburbs of Ackslub.
Good on us, the game's afoot.

Glenn Buttkus December 2008

9:17 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That is the craziest goddamn poem I ever read. Do you have more of them?
.............Eddy E.

9:26 AM  
Blogger butch said...

No one wants to upset the Emerald kid, so here, Eddy is another gem plucked from the stem of (12) more word verications:

Parrali Grams

Mactoess was the first
to notice
two suns in the sky,
one the dog star of the other.

Rapidly he mixed a clay pot
of blue bleabl,
stirring it 1,000 times
until it became crimson creavl.

Pouring the mix
into the quartz uptinar,
he flicked gorgeous globs
from his long fingers.

"Great Sainas!" he cried,
"Do not allow the shadow brother
to predge his sibling!"

For it was the sacred season of Arypt,
and the bright orange semis was ripe,
hanging fat in the fields,
awaiting harvest.

"Blind the Dog,
rezhip the Cur!"
Mactoess demanded,
flinging his rainbow wingatec
at an indifferent sky.

Glenn Buttkus December 2008

11:02 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now, that is what I am talking about! Poetry for eggheads and stoners, oh yeah!

.............Eddy Emerald

11:05 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is not poetry. I am not quite sure what it is, but most assuredly, it is not poetry.


11:07 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Come on, Emily, do not hide behind your Formalist skirts. Of course it is poetry, and very imaginative at that, creating something wonderous from nonsense, from flights of fantasy, from raw naked imagination.

...........Edgar Allen Poo

11:09 AM  
Blogger butch said...

Lost in flught,
disregarding all warnial,
there on the outskirts
of Gonrite, it went
bound up thick
like sticky bifed fibers
between your toes;
enough to make you
convert to Sahnetst.

Yeah, I know, enough is enough. OK, but it's fun, enit?


11:13 AM  

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