Never scratch a monkey butt.
"Monkey butt" is the official biker's terminology for the riding rash I've managed to acquire on my 100 mile ride.
If I were to drop trousers, I would look like a baboon from behind.
I've already got the look from front.
Did I tell you I rode A HUNDRED MILES in a day last Tuesday.
Well, I did.
It's almost worth bragging about.
But I am too modest.
Due to this posterior erosion I mentioned in an earlier post, I've been spending my days standing up and my nights trying not to sleep on my back.
I can do the wood cutting and fitting standing up, so work on the mandora proceeds.
I hereby present both sides of the object in question.
The mandora, not the burnt hamburger looking butt.
Mandora mold with latest strip being glued on.
If I were to drop trousers, I would look like a baboon from behind.
I've already got the look from front.
Did I tell you I rode A HUNDRED MILES in a day last Tuesday.
Well, I did.
It's almost worth bragging about.
But I am too modest.
Due to this posterior erosion I mentioned in an earlier post, I've been spending my days standing up and my nights trying not to sleep on my back.
I can do the wood cutting and fitting standing up, so work on the mandora proceeds.
I hereby present both sides of the object in question.
The mandora, not the burnt hamburger looking butt.
Mandora mold with latest strip being glued on.
posted by Lane Savant at 1:25 PM
5 Comments:
I have no idea what you're making there in your woodshop but it looks freaking gorgeous and I hazard a guess that you know what you're doing. Maybe even did it before?
As to Monkey butt... how' bout some corn startch in your undies before you hit the trail?
It's a mandora. It's a form of lute.
Also known as mandola. Small ones are mandolins.
Never made one of these before, but I have made violins, violas, cellos basses, and a rebec, which is sort of like the mandolin but smaller.
Pictures on my facebook site.
Corn starch, eh? Sounds like fun.
Hallo, Lane!
The mandora mold makes it look like it would be an interesting instrument! Maybe a Sonata for Mandora and Rattan would be a really great compositon!
Charge!!
Anonomann
Hallo, Emily-Dickinson Fan!
Just found this quote on the internet:
"There's no frigate like a book
To take us lands away."
-Emily Dickinson
A very pithy piece, say I!
Tschuess,
Anonomann
Hallo, Lane!
Was just treated VERY well by your superb dental hygienist; thanks, again for recommending her!! For other readers of this blog, she is the sole hygienist at the practrice of Dr. Charles Wallace, @ 3221 Eastlake Ave., E., near the intersection with Harvard. Phone for appointment:
(206) 633-5100. Nobody has done my teeth more thoroughly or more painlessly than this superb woman!!
Tschuess,
Anonomann
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