One, Two, One, Two, Three Four.
O.K. I've loaded the String Quartet and reposted the cat choir,
(Aspice Quod Felis Attraxit)
I'll put it on MySpace too, and maybe even Facebook.
(Aspice Quod Felis Attraxit)
I'll put it on MySpace too, and maybe even Facebook.
posted by Lane Savant at 6:58 PM
43 Comments:
i'm sure the string quartet, all (3) mp3's sounded great. My stupid computer here at work, which uses Windows Media Player, could not open them, so I could not hear them; which really started my day off with a bang.
Yes, yes, it WAS your idea to make poems out of the word verifications. I was just following your lead; again. Thanks for the atta boy, and the epithet was lovely too. I guess I enjoyed that process. Probably will do it again this morning, enit?
Do you have your tickets to Handel's Messiah at Benaroya under the supervision of G. Schwartz? Or are you going to check out one of the many productions of The Nutcracker?
Hopefully you and Miss M. will not freeze your tushes off while shopping downtown on Beethoven's birthday. KING FM is playing a lot of his tunes this morning.
It was 17 degrees in Sumner this morning. Brass monkeys were castrated painfully all over the neighborhood. But the roads were clear, and my faithful Isuzu made it to the office.
Glenn
Always a poet of my word, following is this morning's exercise in the utilization of Word Verifications:
Pride’s Whisper
It was the time of Rityp
and all through the Hogan,
tucked in dark folds and corners
one could see the hasyna bloom,
as the terrible wind howled proceeding
the tiotypen thunder, crackling loud
right through the thick swaboll hides
like a runaway herd of cosorses,
heads down, trampling everything
in their shaggy path.
I stood outside wearing the warmth of
my buckskin hydeamp, preventing the pounding
ice pellets from chilling me to the bone—
for even a shaman, an elder tribiluk
will shiver when caught in winter’s maw.
“I am Votoectr,” I bellered in my small voice,
but the wild wind just tore at my braids
and clenched its teeth to my song.
“You are nothing,” moaned the torrent of the air,
“Less than the red alkie beneath your moccasins;
never forget I am Zieseabo, the god of wind,
master of storms—even the mighty swaboll
will not attempt to fly against my will!”
I bowed deeply to him, my feathers bending,
my ribbons descending, and fled
back to my stone hearth, to my fire,
and sat hunched over and cramped
as my fists stayed clenched all night.
Glenn Buttkus December 2008
If you want to make beautiful music, you must play the black and white notes together.
.........Richard Nixon
Even a paranoid individual has some real enemies.
.........Henry Kissinger
There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something, we'd all love each other.
............Frank Zappa
As far as I am concerned there will not be a Beatles reunion as long as John Lennon remains dead.
............George Harrison
I brought myself down. I impeached myself by resigning.
..........Richard M. Nixon
Next week there can't be any crisis. My schedule is already full.
.........Henry Kissinger
chippYou can't always write a chord ugly enough to say what you want to say, so sometimes you have to rely on a giraffe filled with whipping cream.
........Frank Zappa
I reject the cynical view that politics is a dirty business.
.........Richard Nixon
There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
...........Frank Zappa
I never had sexual relations with that woman. She just warmed up my cigars for me.
.......William Jefferson C.
We couldn't fling our bras in my day. It took too long to get them off, and they weighed 6 pounds.
...........Diamond Lil
I never capped that bitch, even though she had it coming. I was framed.
..........Robert Bake
Yeeah, Tricky Dick, and youse aint no crook needer, right?
.........Vinnie
I never harmed a single person in my country; thousands yes, a single person no.
........Saddam Insane
Even a manic/depressive has his ups and downs.
.........J. Edgar Hovemer
The only good Indian is one that is not shooting an arrow in my ass.
........G. Armstrong Custer
If I walked around without my bra, Memphis wouldn't need street cleaners.
.........Dolly P.
You pounded the piano, Dick, but that ain't rock and roll.
..........Eddy Emerald
Frank, why not a gorilla filled with custard?
........Tiny Tim
Things are tough for the Beatles. They have been split in half like a rotten tree, with half of them on both sides of the veil. Too bad Ringo couldn't write music.
............Rob Zimmerman
There ain't much love in Rap music, just ho's and bitches and cops being blasted. Sex yes, love no.
...........Snoppy Dogeatdog
Before I listen to the string quartet, I demand to know the sexual preferences of all the musicians.
.........Elton's John
Why not a punk bitch filled with rage, Frank?
.........Ice Cubez
So Dougie, you tried jazz and it didn't work out for you. Quit fussin' and write a Disco rollerskate waltz.
.........John Travoltter
If you hit it big, Palmer, as I'm sure you will, then give me a call. I can do a lot for your career.
.....L. Ron Cubbard
Yeah, yeah, youse and the missis out der spending dough like der was no tommorrow, and totally disreguard all dose homeless dudes and starving auto workers dottin da landscape. You are one hard-hearted sombuck, Palmer. Givin is more better dat takin, unless you belong to my bunch. We take if you don't give.
..............Vinnie
Marriage is about the most expensive way for the average man to get is laundry done.
.....Burt Reynolds
Bring them on.
.......G. W. Bush
No battle ever survives contact with the enemy.
.......Colin Powell
Facing clear evidence of peril, we cannot wait for the final proof, the smoking gun that would come in the form of a mushroom cloud.
.....George W. Bush
My movies were the kind that were shown in prison and on planes, because nobody could leave.
.........Burt Reynolds
For diplomacy to be effective, words must be credible--and no one can doubt the word of America.
........George W. Bush
You don't know what you can get away with until you try.
.......Colin Powell
Hey Junior, Luv to give youse an enema wid a gas nozzle. Truble iz, you mite like it. Maybe I'll just pop a cap in Cheney's butt instead.
........Vinnie
I think there is entirely too much political content on this blog site. More levity would be in order. The title is Feel Free to Laugh, for God's Sake.
.......Tammy Faye Backer
You want laughs? Have you seen yourself since you passed, without make up? Look in the mirror.
......Eddy E.
That was kind of harsh wasn't it, Eddy?
.......Emily
OK, OK, it's just that hypocracy really pisses me off.
........E. Emerald
You must be pissed off most of the time, Mr. Emerald.
.........Hurricane Carter
Freude,
Freude,
Freude schoene Gotterfunken.
Try this with a little reggae or ska rhythm and a touch of Theremin
It'll sound great
....Louie
Wait a minnit!
You're mixing in some English Words!
Sheesh!
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