Yeah
This just in from the Safeway checkout stand!
Taylor Swift's three boyfriends are cheating on her!
posted by Lane Savant at 6:42 PM
posted by Lane Savant at 6:42 PM
5 Comments:
Oh!
My!
God!
Since obviously the media has been
alerted all that is left for we regular
folks to do is word of mouth, and
the jungle telegraph, which has now
morphed into the cyber telegram.
Well, we could go door to door
and let others know, or stop cars
on residential streets, or ride public
transportation and make several
announcements, or put messages
in bottles for the next ocean run
in November.
Tis Wednesday, fine Sir Savant,
and the acerbic wit wilts with
misuse or lack of it.
You are probably off to see
David, to think in composition
and stanzas. Maybe on your
return, something will have
risen to the now bubbling
crest of your rejuvenated
cortex; or not.
After midnight 'tis, and the jazz
whiff of Dexter Gordon in
ROUND MIDNIGHT propelled me
to listen to your CAPRICHINO 1,
and it mellowed me out just fine,
kind of kept seeing Woody Allen
with his thin lips locked on his
clarinet, playing with his wild men.
This piece is jazz, and something
more, though I don't know enough
about music to pigeon-hole it.
I am trying hard to not write pigeons
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