Recently
Let's see, we bought a new car, we bought some new furniture, and a rug.
now the Dow Jones drops another 800 points.
So much for our part in stimulating the economy.
Watching SNL last Sat was an inspiration.
If it would guarantee four years of Tina Fey making fun of our little arctic Annie Oakley (Sarah Palin), I think I might be willing to vote for the McPalin ticket.
Government isn't good for anything but humor anyway.
Admit it, don't you miss tricky Dick?
Dan Quayle?
How, how, how, are we ever going to replace W's aleatory pie hole?
So, come on Sarah!
Geez! we're even losing Gerry Schwartz.
Life will always be the miserable food fight it has always been.
Government will continue to be organized crime's jock strap.
And when I say "organized crime", I include religion, of course.
So we need people to make fun of, to insult in sneaky ways that only we sophisticated intellectual types can understand.
Johnny Mac will probably fall asleep as soon as he takes office anyway so Sarah Should Shine.
Think about it.
The Abyss looms. We need a laff.
now the Dow Jones drops another 800 points.
So much for our part in stimulating the economy.
Watching SNL last Sat was an inspiration.
If it would guarantee four years of Tina Fey making fun of our little arctic Annie Oakley (Sarah Palin), I think I might be willing to vote for the McPalin ticket.
Government isn't good for anything but humor anyway.
Admit it, don't you miss tricky Dick?
Dan Quayle?
How, how, how, are we ever going to replace W's aleatory pie hole?
So, come on Sarah!
Geez! we're even losing Gerry Schwartz.
Life will always be the miserable food fight it has always been.
Government will continue to be organized crime's jock strap.
And when I say "organized crime", I include religion, of course.
So we need people to make fun of, to insult in sneaky ways that only we sophisticated intellectual types can understand.
Johnny Mac will probably fall asleep as soon as he takes office anyway so Sarah Should Shine.
Think about it.
The Abyss looms. We need a laff.
posted by Lane Savant at 11:51 AM
2 Comments:
What an incredible way for the first posting on FFTR for October to go! Here is the Palmer poem that inspired it.
Let Sarah Shine
Watching SNL last Saturday
was an inspiration.
If it would guarantee
four years of Tina Fey
making fun
of our little arctic Annie Oakley
(Sarah Palin),
I think I might be willing
to vote for the McPalin ticket.
Government isn't good for anything
but humor anyway.
Admit it,
don't you miss tricky Dick?
Dan Quayle?
How, how, how, are we ever going
to replace W's aleatory pie hole?
So, come on Sarah!
Geez!
we're even losing Gerry Schwartz.
Life will always be
the miserable food fight
it has always been.
Government will continue to be
organized crime's jock strap.
And when I say "organized crime",
I include religion,
of course.
So we need people
to make fun of,
to insult in sneaky ways
that
only we sophisticated intellectual types
can understand.
Johnny Mac will probably
fall asleep
as soon as he takes office anyway
so Sarah Should Shine.
Doug Palmer September 2008
It took me a mo to figger out who Johnny Mac was. You wit is razor keen, sir. I can dig it! Al Gore with his Oscar, tricky Dick with his "I am not a crook," speech, JFK talking about "Cuber", LBJ rasping something to his "Feller Mericans", and Junior W babbling some kind of mental case who suffers from a rare psych disease in which one thinks they are actually the President of the United States, and not a glorified Howdy Dowdy, controlled by the strings of the Illuminata Oil Baronic puppetmasters....yes, all of it rich with humor, and ripe for sature. Jimmy Carter's boozing brother and preacher sister, yeah, it is all too sweet to lose. Joe Biden is the pitbull, by the way, Sarah is that pig wearing lipstick, enit?
Glenn
Hallo, Lane!!!
Oh, god, NO!!!!!
Please don't vote for McCain/Palin because they are more ridiculous than Obama/Biden. Who governs the USA is important for the rest of the world, too!!!! That pair (McP) could well start WWIII in their war-mongering!!! And they will help the economic criminals you mention in your Blog MUCH more than Obama/Biden will; thats why these criminals favor McP!!!
Tschüß,
Anonomann
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