Monday, June 27, 2011

Ozymandias

Went in for a checkup.
Doc said I better have the whole routine.
Thumps, prods, needles, scans, MRIs, PBYs, FBIs, and PDQs
Whatever.
So anyway after all that he shows me a pic of what's going on in there.
Kinda pretty.


Nice.

That red one in the middle, with the stripes?

Means I got about two weeks to live.

12 Comments:

Blogger Tess Kincaid said...

You get the prize for originality here, Lane. Clever. Very clever.

5:12 AM  
Blogger Isabel Doyle said...

This is terrific - hope you live a bit longer ...

6:32 AM  
OpenID mindlovemisery said...

This is very clever! I think its just parasites :-P You'll be fine!

7:39 AM  
Blogger Helen said...

Magpies that make me laugh right out loud are the best ~ like yours! Get well soon.

8:47 AM  
Blogger Glenn Buttkus said...

Are you sure you are not Jewish?
Your humor smacks of the
Borscht belt and gefeldi fish,
and I love it. You just go places
from these prompts that have
been heretofore undiscovered;
how brave, how foolish,
how wonderful.

12:29 PM  
Blogger Templeton's fury said...

i had to chuckle *that or cry!

6:50 PM  
Blogger Sue J said...

This made me laugh. Thanks :)

4:24 AM  
Blogger C.M. Jackson said...

teehee

6:03 PM  
Blogger WyomingDiva said...

Very clever - I enjoyed this!

8:35 PM  
Anonymous Anna said...

Very creative!!

10:00 PM  
Blogger HyperCRYPTICal said...

Brilliant take!

The red stripey one - think the doc's mistaken - I'd go for a second opinion!

Anna :o]

4:37 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hallo, Lane!!
This does NOTmake me laugh; it is all-too-true!! Doctors usually recommend the "full treatment" to "justify" a higher bill to Medicare, which Republicans want to selfishly cut for reasons including the above. And what is about as "wooly" as what a doctor tells you is that chart that "summarizes" the "facts'.
Stay well and healthy!!! We need you to continue to write this superb blog!!
Tschuess,
Anonomann

3:28 PM  

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