Ozymandias
Went in for a checkup.
Doc said I better have the whole routine.
Thumps, prods, needles, scans, MRIs, PBYs, FBIs, and PDQs
Whatever.
So anyway after all that he shows me a pic of what's going on in there.
Kinda pretty.
Nice.
That red one in the middle, with the stripes?
Means I got about two weeks to live.
Doc said I better have the whole routine.
Thumps, prods, needles, scans, MRIs, PBYs, FBIs, and PDQs
Whatever.
So anyway after all that he shows me a pic of what's going on in there.
Kinda pretty.
Nice.
That red one in the middle, with the stripes?
Means I got about two weeks to live.
posted by Lane Savant at 9:38 PM
12 Comments:
You get the prize for originality here, Lane. Clever. Very clever.
This is terrific - hope you live a bit longer ...
This is very clever! I think its just parasites :-P You'll be fine!
Magpies that make me laugh right out loud are the best ~ like yours! Get well soon.
Are you sure you are not Jewish?
Your humor smacks of the
Borscht belt and gefeldi fish,
and I love it. You just go places
from these prompts that have
been heretofore undiscovered;
how brave, how foolish,
how wonderful.
i had to chuckle *that or cry!
This made me laugh. Thanks :)
teehee
Very clever - I enjoyed this!
Very creative!!
Brilliant take!
The red stripey one - think the doc's mistaken - I'd go for a second opinion!
Anna :o]
Hallo, Lane!!
This does NOTmake me laugh; it is all-too-true!! Doctors usually recommend the "full treatment" to "justify" a higher bill to Medicare, which Republicans want to selfishly cut for reasons including the above. And what is about as "wooly" as what a doctor tells you is that chart that "summarizes" the "facts'.
Stay well and healthy!!! We need you to continue to write this superb blog!!
Tschuess,
Anonomann
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