Purfling is indeed a word worthy of much consideration and repetition. It has the harshness of scatology and the mystery of some creative act, like it might have been a word used in the kama sutra, or that one might find stamped on rubber goods at an adult "love" shop. It also has a scientific ring to it, like it was part of a very complete rendering process, before something could be put in a cyclotron. Matter has to go through complete purfling before anatomically it can separate its atoms properly. Or it could be a medical term, that a purfling clamp must be used during all rectal reconstruction. Or it might be a gardening tip, that when creating hybrids, one must remember the purfling stage, when the plant genetics are unstable. Or it could be a aerodynamic term, that when your plane begins the purfling, it must be bailed out of, because here is no recovery from purfling; it will tear the wings off. Or it is a racing term, that when someone is driving 250mph, in a tight corner, and their wheels start purfling, one has to pray that the lugs will hold, or the front end will just fly apart. Or it might be a nautical term, that when a sailor is tying knots and they get too tight, and one cannot untie them, you have to use the purfling tool to loosen the hemp. Or it might be a Drug term, like when you are cooking meth, and it begins to turn purple, and starts purfling, you need to run like hell. Or it might be a hairdresser's term, for after one puts their hair in corn rows, after 3 months, when the larva begins to develop from not washing one's hair thoroughly, the ends begin purfling, and it is definitely time to unravel the hair. Or it could be a fishing term, when deep sea fishing for Marlin, after you put the flashers and multi-hooks on your gear, you put six red balls near the hooks so that the line will begin purfling; the Marlin love that. Yes, sir, you have unearthed a literary treasure trove, for sure.
Hey Doc Frankie der, whut duz yer boy reely looklike? Mike Sarrazin played em once, and for a time, fore da flesh decayed, was rite ansome; but never boring. My favrite depickshun of youse was by Sting in Da Bride, wid dat Flasherdancing broad in der as da nuptialee.
What you had, and still have, that was so small it took a magnifying glass and tweezers to have sex with you, was hidden in your fruits of the loom folds, loser.
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Purfling is indeed a word worthy of
much consideration and repetition.
It has the harshness of scatology
and the mystery of some creative
act, like it might have been a word
used in the kama sutra, or that one
might find stamped on rubber goods
at an adult "love" shop.
It also has a scientific ring to it,
like it was part of a very complete
rendering process, before something
could be put in a cyclotron.
Matter has to go through complete
purfling before anatomically it can
separate its atoms properly.
Or it could be a medical term,
that a purfling clamp must be
used during all rectal reconstruction.
Or it might be a gardening tip,
that when creating hybrids, one
must remember the purfling stage,
when the plant genetics are unstable.
Or it could be a aerodynamic term,
that when your plane begins the
purfling, it must be bailed out of,
because here is no recovery from
purfling; it will tear the wings off.
Or it is a racing term, that when
someone is driving 250mph,
in a tight corner, and their wheels
start purfling, one has to pray
that the lugs will hold, or the
front end will just fly apart.
Or it might be a nautical term,
that when a sailor is tying knots
and they get too tight, and one
cannot untie them, you have to
use the purfling tool to loosen
the hemp. Or it might be a
Drug term, like when you are
cooking meth, and it begins to
turn purple, and starts purfling,
you need to run like hell.
Or it might be a hairdresser's term,
for after one puts their hair in
corn rows, after 3 months, when
the larva begins to develop from
not washing one's hair thoroughly,
the ends begin purfling, and it is
definitely time to unravel the hair.
Or it could be a fishing term,
when deep sea fishing for Marlin,
after you put the flashers and
multi-hooks on your gear, you
put six red balls near the hooks
so that the line will begin
purfling; the Marlin love that.
Yes, sir, you have unearthed
a literary treasure trove, for sure.
The world is mud-lucious
and puddle-wonderful.
............e.e. cummings
It is also palmerrific
and buttkuserful.
...........Eddie Emerald
Hey Doc Frankie der, whut duz yer boy reely
looklike? Mike Sarrazin played em once, and
for a time, fore da flesh decayed, was rite
ansome; but never boring. My favrite depickshun
of youse was by Sting in Da Bride, wid dat
Flasherdancing broad in der as da nuptialee.
............Vinnie
Mary Shelly and I were acquaintances.
Did any of you know that?
................Emily
Maybe over here, doll lips, but
I seriously doubt you ran in the
same crowd as Byron and them.
.............Edgar Poo
I was nauseous and tingly
all over. I was either in love
or I had smallpox.
................Woody Allen
What you had, and still have,
that was so small it took a
magnifying glass and tweezers
to have sex with you, was
hidden in your fruits of the
loom folds, loser.
............Louise Laser
I remember that great quote of
Woody's...."My ex-wife, Louise
got a ticket the other day, and
I can assure you it was not for
a moving violation."
The only difference
between suicide and
martyrdom is
press coverage.
............Chuck Palahniuk
I guess one could say that
about wars and celebrity
divorces too, enit?
...........Big Mama
Woody never asks me to be in any
of his movies. I think he's intimidated
by either my beauty, or my right
cross.
............Whoopi G.
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