posted by Lane Savant at 9:02 PM
Purfling is indeed a word worthy ofmuch consideration and repetition.It has the harshness of scatologyand the mystery of some creativeact, like it might have been a wordused in the kama sutra, or that onemight find stamped on rubber goodsat an adult "love" shop.It also has a scientific ring to it,like it was part of a very completerendering process, before somethingcould be put in a cyclotron.Matter has to go through completepurfling before anatomically it canseparate its atoms properly.Or it could be a medical term,that a purfling clamp must beused during all rectal reconstruction.Or it might be a gardening tip,that when creating hybrids, onemust remember the purfling stage,when the plant genetics are unstable.Or it could be a aerodynamic term,that when your plane begins thepurfling, it must be bailed out of,because here is no recovery frompurfling; it will tear the wings off.Or it is a racing term, that whensomeone is driving 250mph,in a tight corner, and their wheelsstart purfling, one has to praythat the lugs will hold, or thefront end will just fly apart.Or it might be a nautical term,that when a sailor is tying knotsand they get too tight, and onecannot untie them, you have touse the purfling tool to loosenthe hemp. Or it might be aDrug term, like when you arecooking meth, and it begins toturn purple, and starts purfling,you need to run like hell.Or it might be a hairdresser's term,for after one puts their hair incorn rows, after 3 months, whenthe larva begins to develop fromnot washing one's hair thoroughly,the ends begin purfling, and it isdefinitely time to unravel the hair.Or it could be a fishing term,when deep sea fishing for Marlin,after you put the flashers andmulti-hooks on your gear, youput six red balls near the hooksso that the line will beginpurfling; the Marlin love that.Yes, sir, you have uneartheda literary treasure trove, for sure.
The world is mud-luciousand puddle-wonderful.............e.e. cummings
It is also palmerrificand buttkuserful............Eddie Emerald
Hey Doc Frankie der, whut duz yer boy reelylooklike? Mike Sarrazin played em once, andfor a time, fore da flesh decayed, was riteansome; but never boring. My favrite depickshunof youse was by Sting in Da Bride, wid datFlasherdancing broad in der as da nuptialee.............Vinnie
Mary Shelly and I were acquaintances.Did any of you know that?................Emily
Maybe over here, doll lips, butI seriously doubt you ran in thesame crowd as Byron and them..............Edgar Poo
I was nauseous and tinglyall over. I was either in loveor I had smallpox.................Woody Allen
What you had, and still have,that was so small it took amagnifying glass and tweezersto have sex with you, washidden in your fruits of theloom folds, loser.............Louise Laser
I remember that great quote ofWoody's...."My ex-wife, Louisegot a ticket the other day, andI can assure you it was not fora moving violation."
The only differencebetween suicide andmartyrdom ispress coverage.............Chuck Palahniuk
I guess one could say thatabout wars and celebritydivorces too, enit?...........Big Mama
Woody never asks me to be in anyof his movies. I think he's intimidatedby either my beauty, or my rightcross.............Whoopi G.
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