Thursday, April 04, 2013

More bicycle stuff

Took a 27.77 ride on my 2 wheeled anal suppository yesterday.
Got to thinking about gears. If the bottom (i.e. stump puller) is the granny gear, shouldn't the others have family names too? For instance perhaps my two front gears should mother and father gears (or for those of us who ride les Bee-Cee-Clays; les vitesses mere et pere)
and the five in the back would be grandparents, siblings, aunts, uncles, nieces, and nephews.
Mother's mother would, of course, be the stump puller.
Next would be auntie, then maybe niece gears 1 and 2, then sister gear in order of difficulty of living with.
The papa gear set would be similar; grandad gear, uncle gear, a pair of nephews, and the toughest one of all, your brother.
I'm getting stronger every ride, I'm riding hills in grandpa that used to be in the enate gears, topped the hill and hit 43 in brother on the way down.

If you've got 27 gears, I can't advise.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hallo, Lane!
Great to see you are back to blogging and that Seattle weather is conducive to extensive bike-rides. Tomorrow (12 April) is supposed to be the first day local temperature will reach 50 degrees Fahrenheit; we'l see!

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