My wife complains that my hearing is going

She gets tired of me saying "huh" all the time

I more or less fall into a chair when I sit down

And it takes some grunting to rise from there.

I have a persistent pain in my left hip 

I walk with a sort of rolling hopalong gait

I forget things

Hell I've always forgotten things

 

But

Dammit!

I can still see as good as ever